okay so i’m looking up some insurance stuff (which i’m not taking TOO seriously, because i need to go in and talk to the guy and get real info and stuff) but progressive is offering me to only pay $242 per month and the insurance we have now is $247.
like. if it’s me WITHOUT my dad on it, it’s $5 less

“I just don’t know what to do” has been my catchphrase for the past week, I swear.
Also I can’t sleep.

You need to do something for Kristina, he says.
OH, OKAY. HOW I ABOUT I TELL HER THAT YOU FUCKING CHEATED ON HER YOU BAG OF DICKS?

My dad’s fiancee just gave me $5000 for school and serious situations.

okay i guess we just exchanged one ho for another.
because there’s another woman in here old enough to be my big sister. but i can’t remember this one’s name. it’s been a while

My dad got home and ruined today. This was a good day. So much Sam Claflin. And Catching Fire feelings. And it was good.
And now it is not.
You get some extra special douchebag points for ruining this of all days.

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my dad just asked me if my “entire life has been THAT bad”? like i’ve never been through anything vaguely traumatizing
