October 2011
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Bring ALL the bitches to the yard.
Lauren and Jennifer said if I was a man they'd...
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queen-of-eden:
rampaiger:
Well, tbqh, I’d have sex with you as a chick too, but you’re not into that soooooo
These are facts.
Well, thank you. If I were into chicks I’d bone all of you guys.
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aunicornmaybeabicorn replied to your post: Lauren and Jennifer said if I was a man they’d have sex with me.
You can add me to that list, too. #NoShame
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And now Lauren's stroking me.
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Lauren and Jennifer said if I was a man they'd...
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Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry hump
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong...
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Supernatural (tv series)
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A tough on the outside guy takes his little brother on a quest to find their dad. They’re gay for each other. Their dad dies and they die, too. A lot. A socially awkward angel in a trench coat saves them and he’s gay, too. Some other shit happens like the apocalypse but it doesn’t matter because they have each other.
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Dead Poets Society
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A bunch of kids are told to seize the day. One of them does, but then he commits suicide because Red Foreman is an asshole. Robin William stars as Robin Williams.
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How I Met Your Mother (tv series)
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A guy takes years to tell his kids the story of how he met their mother. He used to be hot but then apparently grows up to be Bob Saget even though he’s already in his mid-twenties in the story. Neil Patrick Harris gives a lot of high fives.
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FancyRaptor: It's hard on the bottom but not on the top!
Rampaiger: I can see it getting hard!
Queen-Of-Eden: It's not completely hard on bottom, it's still kind of soft.
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“if I stare at it will it get hard?”
– FancyRaptor (via fancyraptor) If I touch it will it get hard? If I lick it will it get hard?
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“It’s always better when it’s hard.”
– FancyRaptor (via fancyraptor)
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“I can’t rim my apple with you up in my grill.”
– Queenofeden (via fancyraptor)
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The Book of Mormon
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A warlord who shoots people in the face… what’s so scary about that? I trust that my Lord is mightier, and always has my back.
Tomorrow is a latter day.
(Don’t fuck the baby)
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Watchqueen-of-eden:
Paige and I filmed ourselves watching Rob sing Blackbird.
Warning: Extreme heart eyes alert
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the hardcore way to eat ramen
smokingweedinthefrontyard:
boil water
eat block of ramen
drink boiling water
snort flavor powder
fuck bitches
September 2011
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Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
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