- Ted: Okay, I'm going to say something out loud that I've been doing a pretty good job of not saying out loud lately. What you and Tony have, what I thought for a second you and I had, what I know that Marshall and Lily have, I want that. I do. I keep waiting for it to happen. I'm waiting for it to happen. I guess I'm just tired of waiting. And that is all I'm going to say on that subject.
- Stella: I know that you're tired of waiting. And you might have to wait a little while more but, she's on her way, Ted. And she's getting here as fast as she can.
“I sell crack for the CIA”
“Orgasm Donor” *front*
“Ask for your free sample” *back*
“Save a tree eat a beaver”
“Cat, the other white meat”
“Tip me or die”
“It’s tourist season shoot them at will”
“You can read!”
“You know what your problem is? You’re stupid.”